No One Hired, Everyone Fired...

After hours of auditioning, and rejectees (if that's a word) complaining as they walk out saying "But I wanted to be hired! Not fired!" it got me thinking... maybe I would do better as solo-I mean, I am doing fine right now. And I do have what I only need actually: a Creativity Spark; his name is Chris, but he is also known as Creative Chris. So I think I'm good for employees and such. Now you are probably wondering how the 30 people who auditioned showed me how good they could be as my employee in the 60 seconds I gave them. Well, here it goes: The first 15 seconds they told me what their favorite color was, what their sport was, and if they had an imagination. The next 15 they showed me how they could answer a phone call, and the last 30 seconds they told me what they would do if they were promoted to a higher position: CEO of a famous company, President of a country, etc. I am sorry to those of you who would have appreciated being an employee of my business. Chris the Creative Spark has called and I shall answer. Thank you and Goodbye.

Anyone Want to Work for Me?

Alright- so my friends in Spokane keep on nagging me to update, so here's what I have to say: I am a 6th grader now, and I really enjoy my job as president. But I can't just be solo like I have been the past couple of months, so I've decided (after long, sleepless nights of staring at the ceiling) that I am going to hire some employees, you know, like Vice President (my top assistant who will be paid car fulls of money, or around that value) representatives from each city (just so you know, the cities in KKW are Sparkle, Orange, Krazy- the capital- Doizabizzler, and Flipapoodle), a Creativity Spark(one who gives great ideas for events, contests, etc.), and a secretary (to answer the 2 calls I get each day). I will have auditions for these important positions, and those will take place in Spokane during or after school the next few days. In order to audition, you will have to have a sales-pitch type of speech to try and convince me. And for the audition, have this in your mind "I want to be HIRED, not FIRED!" Thanks!

Hope to update soon!
-Kate

P.S. In order to reach me- just call me at 911- 911- 911- 911 EXT. Orange

More info on KrazyKate World---

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while- I am about to head out the door in 2 seconds so I gotta make this quick- Lots of people have been visiting this site, so I wanted to tell them more info on KrazyKate World. I am the president there, and it is very close to the Earth, so I try to visit it often. Since I am a 6th grader now, I have lots of homework so I can't visit it daily like I used to. But on the weekends I usually go there. I might have another contest pretty soon, so then some of you who would like to visit KKW can participate. Well, gotta go, (I guess it was more like 2 minutes, not 2 seconds) but I will update as soon as I can. Thanks! -KrazyKate

All About Ethelberta Hops

Hey everyone! Look, I am really sorry for not telling you guys what's up here in the past few weeks, cuz its been SUMMER! and I been relaxing and taking a break from being president. (hard work, it is!) I went with some friends to Hawk Creek, where we swam and hiked and paddled ourselves around in a raft. It was fun. But you see, when we were hiking, we came across a rabbit fur that had been shed off a rabbit when it was killed somehow. On the way back, we laid flowers and leaves on it, and we realized it's name was Ethelberta Hops. We also realized she had a huge family: 5 brothers and one sister, 2 parents, 4 grandparents, and 4 great grandparents. Let me show you the family.

Great Grandparents

Paul and Ethelberta Hops Bernardo and Fanny Farley

Grandparents

Samuel and Anne Hops Fredrick and Fiona Farley

Parents

Buck and Penelope Hops

Kids

Rockie-17 (boy)

Ethelberta- (the rabbit that died-girl) 15

Bernardo-13 (boy)

Fredrick-11 (triplet-boy)

Flinn-11 (triplet-boy)

Flopsy-11 (triplet-girl)

Toby-9 (boy)

So there's the family. I know, huge. But we are all part of the biggest family, God's family. So if you happen to be going to Hawk Creek, (which is two hours away from east of Spokane, if you wanted to know) and if you hike on the trail that we hiked on, and if you find Ethelberta's fur, remember this story and about her HUGE family. Thanks very much, and have a great rest of the summer. See ya, and hope to update soon. Bye!

-KrazyKate

Happy Birthday To ME!!!!!

Hi everyone! I have been sort of busy and everything and haven't been able to update on KrazyKate World because, well... it has been my BIRTHDAY!!!!!! You are probably expecting that someone who does a huge job like me(being president of KrazyKate World and all) would be at least over 20 years old. But just so you know, I am different, and I need to tell you that I am only 11 years old(now, because of my birthday)! I know, you must be surprised, but I just really enjoy the hard work I need to put into being a president! It is just who I am. By the way, have you been watching American Idol? I think I might start that show down here in KrazyKate World like it. It could be called "Orange Idol". You like it? Well, any comments or questions, just call me at 911-911-911-911 Ext. ORANGE. Thanks!

-KrazyKate
P.S. Guess what! I have a loose tooth!

Hey Dudes! Long time, No see!

Hey again guys! I apologize for being so forgetful about updating you guys on the latest news in KrazyKate World! Well, I have something that you might want to know-KRAZY Sweepstakes are coming soon! KRAZY Sweepstakes are when you can win four (4) tickets to KrazyKate World for a 5-Day-Getaway! All YOU need to do to try this wonderful chance is to fill out your name and where you live and your PHONE # on a free card that comes in EVERY KrazyFlakes cereal box (sold exclusivley in America, Japan, and KrazyKate World, of course) If you win, all you need to do is buy a few plane tickets to the closest city that has a Krazy Jet and once your there, you will meet me, (just look for the person with 3 bodyguards, all wearing orange suits) and I will take the planeride with you to KrazyKate World and will be your 5-Day-Getaway GUIDE! Hope all of you participate in this great opportunity to visit KrazyKate World. See Ya!

-KrazyKate
P.S. If you don't find KrazyFlakes, call my number- 911-911-911-911 extension-ORANGE

Hi again! Did I ever tell you I have my own band? It is called KRAZY 4 Jesus! I know, awesome name. I think you should watch us sometime. We will be performing in KrazyKate World on February 21. We actually perform in KrazyKate World once a month. But we will be touring America in March. So look out for our schedule and check if we will be coming your way. Thank you!

Happy Valentines Day!

Hello again! I am very excited for Valentines Day. I think I will give my family a free trip down to KrazyKate World as my Valentine to them. Anyways, this year I am selling these new Krazescape packages at the Krazy-K-Mart down in KrazyKate World. The package includes: 2 free tickets on a KrazyJet(this is a good deal- this time the KrazyJet comes to your home and picks you up) and one ticket goes to a FREE seat in the First Class seating area. The other ticket goes to a FREE seat in the KrazyKoach seating area(very scary place to be- VERY Krazy:-) Only experienced passengers who have been there before go there(not suggested for beginners and kids 3 years old and under) The package also includes two tickets to stay at the KrazyHotel in KrazyKate World. It also includes two raffle tickets for a drawing at my house for two people to stay at my house for two nights. (of course, this all happens in KrazyKate World) This Krazescape (pronounced Kray-zee-skape) package is a very good deal, it is FREE, but the shipping and handling cost $99.99, if you are purchasing it mail order from America. Wait- oh, yes! I remember- there is one package at one Costco somewhere in the United States- oh, yes, I remember! It was in Spokane, Washington! Yes, yes, that's right, Well, good-bye!