No One Hired, Everyone Fired...

After hours of auditioning, and rejectees (if that's a word) complaining as they walk out saying "But I wanted to be hired! Not fired!" it got me thinking... maybe I would do better as solo-I mean, I am doing fine right now. And I do have what I only need actually: a Creativity Spark; his name is Chris, but he is also known as Creative Chris. So I think I'm good for employees and such. Now you are probably wondering how the 30 people who auditioned showed me how good they could be as my employee in the 60 seconds I gave them. Well, here it goes: The first 15 seconds they told me what their favorite color was, what their sport was, and if they had an imagination. The next 15 they showed me how they could answer a phone call, and the last 30 seconds they told me what they would do if they were promoted to a higher position: CEO of a famous company, President of a country, etc. I am sorry to those of you who would have appreciated being an employee of my business. Chris the Creative Spark has called and I shall answer. Thank you and Goodbye.