Sunday, February 12, 2006

Hi again! Did I ever tell you I have my own band? It is called KRAZY 4 Jesus! I know, awesome name. I think you should watch us sometime. We will be performing in KrazyKate World on February 21. We actually perform in KrazyKate World once a month. But we will be touring America in March. So look out for our schedule and check if we will be coming your way. Thank you!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Happy Valentines Day!

Hello again! I am very excited for Valentines Day. I think I will give my family a free trip down to KrazyKate World as my Valentine to them. Anyways, this year I am selling these new Krazescape packages at the Krazy-K-Mart down in KrazyKate World. The package includes: 2 free tickets on a KrazyJet(this is a good deal- this time the KrazyJet comes to your home and picks you up) and one ticket goes to a FREE seat in the First Class seating area. The other ticket goes to a FREE seat in the KrazyKoach seating area(very scary place to be- VERY Krazy:-) Only experienced passengers who have been there before go there(not suggested for beginners and kids 3 years old and under) The package also includes two tickets to stay at the KrazyHotel in KrazyKate World. It also includes two raffle tickets for a drawing at my house for two people to stay at my house for two nights. (of course, this all happens in KrazyKate World) This Krazescape (pronounced Kray-zee-skape) package is a very good deal, it is FREE, but the shipping and handling cost $99.99, if you are purchasing it mail order from America. Wait- oh, yes! I remember- there is one package at one Costco somewhere in the United States- oh, yes, I remember! It was in Spokane, Washington! Yes, yes, that's right, Well, good-bye!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

I don't understand why they would call their baby 1/2?

Hello again! An update on the two (2) tickets to KrazyKate World- Markery and Jilly Listery won them. Very nice couple they are, indeed. They have 22 1/2 kids. They mean 1/2 because they call their dog a kid. Okay, so that might sound weird, but, I mean, who wouldn't call their dog a kid if he could talk? He can speak five (5) languages! Well, actually, I think it's a baby. I mean, do tears come from a dog's eyes if he is sad? If not, I guess it's a baby. Unless it's a fish. But can fish grow to be about three feet tall? I don't know. I am pretty sure it's a baby. A very BIG baby, that is. Already 3 feet tall and only 14 weeks old! But the only problem is why would they call their baby 1/2? That is very confusing. Anyways, my teacher is letting me take the whole class, (including her) down to KrazyKate World! It will be fun. We will stay there for three(3) whole days, and one of the days we will get to spend a day in Krazy School! The only cost to go is that each person coming has to wear something orange. Well, I have to go. Oh, dear, someones calling, let me look and see who it is...oh, good! It's the Listery's! Well, I need to go now... bye bye!